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Waffles?

Jan. 16th, 2006 | 11:15 pm
mood: curiouscurious

Well, I have nothing better to do, so I will be traveling to Earth in a few days, to steal the Earth's supply of waffles study the humans more. It's getting boring bossing the smaller Irkens around.

I was going to contact "Invader" Zim to see if Invader Tak destroyed him yet his progress on his mission saw the cutest most annoying little SIR robot the other day. He had light blue eyes, strange, he also claimed to be a GIR not a SIR. Anywho, he gave me this weird looking food(?) through some teleportation device or something, called waffles. He said they were from Earth, they weren't half bad ya know......

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...Earth.

Dec. 27th, 2005 | 05:50 pm
mood: hungryhungry

So I saw some of the hu-mans in action by watching that scienc-ey show by that Professor Membrane guy. Very strange. I have a strong urge to eat toast now. Man I miss being tallest, it was nice having little servants with plates on their heads carrying snacks to you at your command.

I've also sent probes out to investigate and send scans of Earth. It is a very, strange planet. The majority of this race look....not smart, but the planet itself is beautiful, it would be a nice addition to the Irken Empire, as a relaxation area. But if these hu-mans continue to rule for too long, the whole planet may be turned into, a giant city of some sorts like a parking structure planet or something.

I also recieved a scan of a jolly fat man in a suit as well. He had flying, things with horns and fur, one had a red nose. He had a sleigh and a REALLY big bag. Hmm...strange.

Speaking of Earth, how's your plans going Invader Tak and Invader? Zim?

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Dec. 12th, 2005 | 04:29 pm
mood: tiredtired

So, this Earth, planet, thingy, sounds interesting, I want to go there at least once to see what it's like, I have nothing better to do anyway since I am not Tallest BUT STILL ALMIGHTY. anymore. I've heard that the population there is tall yet...stupid. Interesting, then again....I've seen short people who are intelligent, and these other tall aliens, that were a dark greenish color, they tried to steal one of our slave-erm, I mean, WORKERS and tried to fuse them with a juice box. Imbeciles.

I'm so happy how Irk's been doing during my leave, the Massive is quite impressive! And I'm surprised someone as small as Invader Skoodge conqured Blorch, Home of the slaughtering rat people *cheesy grin* I guess Red and Purple aren't such bad leaders after all...*cough*

And why did I just see another Zim running around, are there clones?!

I must lay down now, I've got a headache from all of the lasers. One almost shot me in the eye...bah.

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Dec. 7th, 2005 | 03:42 pm
mood: annoyedannoyed

A few irken were shocked to see me? What, did they think I died or something? Hah! I should "accidentaly" push them out of the air lock.

I feel better now, I don't feel as if I'm being digested anymore. I also must find that little creature so I can crush him/her/it with an almighty two fingered FIST of DOOM who was the cause of this, mess. I just hope that he hasn't caused anymore harm to anyone else.

Now if you excuse me, I need curly fries, it's been so long, so very long....To Foodcourtia!

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Um...Hello?

Dec. 6th, 2005 | 09:53 pm
mood: confusedconfused

That, little creature, his infinate energy absorbing...'thingy'...almost destroyed me! Luckily I was able to escape the evil bowels of the monster, I'd rather not explain. Who was the IDIOT who gave him the job to military reasearch?! Ack!

My plans, my plans for the Massive!!! W-what happened while I was gone?! Was it created?

I must return to Irk, to at least make sure that little creature isn't causing anymore harm...I just hope that a reasonable ruler is commanding now Hopefully it's not one of those idiots like Red or Purple.
...Typing using only four fingers is hard....*sigh* So what's happening? Anyone know if there's any progress in expanding the ALMIGHTY Irken empire?

ooc:For ppl who don't know her, Almighty Tallest Miyuki was the only known female/earliest almighty tallest so far of the Irken Empire, the Massive was also designed under her reign. She was visiting Vort Reasearch Station 9 to check up on the inventions being created, Zim was still a military scientist there, he created an infinite absorbing energy...thingy, that consumed Almighty Miyuki. (Plus Zim's infinite thing also ate another Tallest, Almighty Tallest Spork.) D: This episode was only scripted, and not animated, the Episode was called "The Trial" Which you can read:
http://thescarymonkeyshow.com/features/trans/trialdraft.htm

I hope that's okay wif you guys, because I can find another character if it's not okay, okay? :)

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